Morbidly Practical. Hilariously Necessary.
This isn’t a will—it’s a manual. Kinda.
Let your loved ones skip the chaos and get straight to the good stuff (like passwords, bills, and what not to donate to Goodwill).
Whether you’re highly organized or mildly chaotic, this emergency manual helps ensure your last words aren't "good luck figuring it out."
Product Features:
📏 Size: 6x9” – Perfect for glove boxes, desks, or nightstands
📄 120 lined pages for notes, lists, or total life directions
📘 Premium matte cover with a bold, darkly humorous design
💀 Great for journaling, prepping, or gifting with sarcasm
Perfect for:
End-of-life planning (without the boring legal jargon)
A hilarious yet helpful gift for Type A friends or “plan-ahead” family
Anyone who knows death is inevitable—but chaos doesn’t have to be
🖤 Give the gift of “I planned ahead” with just the right amount of snark.
* This is a notebook with 120 lined pages - no prompts *
