No one wants to think about this stuff.
But your people will be grateful you did.
Shit You Need to Know If I Kick the Bucket is a dark-humor emergency & legacy organizer designed to make a hard moment easier for the people you leave behind.
This isn’t morbid.
It’s practical. Loving. And wildly helpful.
Instead of forcing your family to dig through papers, guess passwords, or make decisions while grieving, everything they need is already written down — clearly and in one place.
What this journal helps organize:
✔ Medical information, medications, and allergies
✔ Emergency contacts & the first 24 hours checklist
✔ Financial accounts, bills, subscriptions, and passwords
✔ Care instructions for pets, home, and dependents
✔ Personal wishes and important notes
✔ Messages and reminders for loved ones
Inside you’ll find:
• Structured, easy-to-fill sections
• A First 24 Hours Checklist (because thinking clearly is hard when grieving)
• Medical and financial overview pages
• Space for personal notes and care instructions
• Clean layouts that don’t feel overwhelming
Important note:
This book does not replace legal documents like wills or power of attorney.
It simply makes everything easier to find when it matters most.
Product details:
• Size: 6 x 9 inches
• Pages: 120
• Format: Paperback, matte cover
• Interior: Guided prompts + lined pages
Perfect for:
• Adults who want their affairs in order
• Parents, partners, and pet owners
• Anyone dealing with illness, aging, or “what if” planning
• People who appreciate dark humor with real purpose
Because when something happens,
your people shouldn’t have to guess.
